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Jun 16, 2022Liked by Alexandros Marinos

I pictured Shakespearean characters reading each part. Love this

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Would you rather take horse medicine or medicine no animal should take?

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Jun 17, 2022Liked by Alexandros Marinos

That was fun.

Inevitable double standards of bias yielding endless hypocrisy. If you could mine it, you'd make a fortune....and many skilled thinkers disguised as comedians do.

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Jun 16, 2022Liked by Alexandros Marinos

The entire riff is brilliantly funny take on reality and every point nails a bullseye. Thanks for adding some chuckles to the absurdity this farce; makes me happy just pasting my favorites! :~)

Off-patent drug: "Mechanism of action is unclear, so the results are probably fraud."

On-patent drug: "Mechanism of action is unclear, but that's true for so many other approved drugs. Isn't the human body wonderful?"

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Off-patent trial: "The investigator has been implicated in some other bad trial at some point. Out of an abundance of caution, we have to ignore this one too. We can’t take chances. People’s lives are at stake!"

On-patent trial: "Look, yes, the manufacturer has paid the most in fines for fraud of any corporation in history, and funds the largest government lobbies the world has ever seen, but it’s not fair to hold that against this drug. People’s lives are at stake!"

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Off-patent drug: "No respectable scientist advocates for it. By which we mean that if anyone advocates for it we will drag their name through the mud and try to get their medical license taken away. See? Not respectable anymore!”

On-patent drug: "If you don't advocate for it you're not respectable. Are you trying to kill people?"

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With all these tricks up your sleeve, you may tear society to pieces, and you may destroy trust in the medical establishment for generations. But what matters is one thing and one thing only:

Your. Drug. Will. Get. Approved.

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This. Is. EPIC.

Bloody Brilliant :))

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And that’s exactly how it went down

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Have you ever reached out to Dr. Vinay Prasad in regards to Ivermectin? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGqPSXh539c&feature=youtu.be if you listen from 7’ in he discusses IVM and at around 9:20 the Together trial. I think he is greatly misinformed as to the quality of the trial. He also seems like the type to engage with someone who presents him with evidence. He has a relatively large following on Twitter.

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This is genius, Alexandros. You’ve taken a page from the Steve Kirsch Book of Satire and turned it up a notch. Bravo!

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Jun 16, 2022·edited Jun 16, 2022

Bad-Ass “Decoder Ring” for the sheep (including the credentialed ones) who are unable to see the intentionally-baked-in-bias and corruption of “published research.” 🙏🤘✊

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Phenomenally on point. It should be printed by local activists and handed out in front of chain-pharmacies and hospitals.

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Great article and thank you for taking the time to do the research. Your writing is excellent

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Great job, very satisfying to read. What study were you mentioning that had “imperfect” grammar and typos? I do find these myself and have always wanted to reach out to the author to help. When English is a second language it’s easy for errors to occur, and that kind of scrutiny to a scientist is unfair.

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I love this.

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:) !!!! beautiful.

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You read it and know it is exactly what they now do

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